Hey! Hoppin' on the blogtrain just in time to see it being run into the ground. Maybe I can do Something Important on here or at least something funny and of interest. I think for a while, I'll start by making this the place for all the poetry I've done in years gone by, up to present day. See How They Do Us's mission statement is basically that of picking apart the fat rotisserie chicken of the media until it's bone dry (like, you can't even get at that little floppy wing part to have a decent leftover's lunch worth afterwards!) What else, hm. Movies, music, the decline of Everything? Sounds like a good place to start.
Poem!
Movie Blurbs.
A thing I don't get are mixed-up movie blurbs.
Apparently, Failure To Launch is "Hysterically Sexy."
How does that work in a movie?
Nobody, I hope, has ever said
"This movie was so funny that I busted a nut."
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